• cop: I'm sorry miss we're going to have to arrest you for-
  • me: Do you know who I am? I'm an A-lister on Kim Kardashian: Hollywood!
  • cop: Oh my god I'm so sorry your charges are dropped I'm so sorry.

thehemmoproject:

When Simon says he’ll call you but never doesimage

When Simon calls you multiple times in a rowimage

When you get a bad review on a photo shootimage

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

(via a-heartlike-mine)

"7 Billion smiles, and yours is my favorite."

kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

(Source: kittyzone, via thewizardingworldofme)